Tommy John had Stephen Strasburg Surgery
Stephen Strasburg went on the DL, and the DL won 15 straight games
Physicists now refer to the "speed of light" as a Strasburg change-up.
Can God throw a fastball that he can't hit? Who knows... but Stephen Strasburg can throw a fastball God can't hit.
The Miami Heat are signing with Stephen Strasburg
Stephen Strasburg's fastball is the reason Jim Rome is burning.
Barack Obama hasn't met with the CEO of BP yet. He's been too busy watching Stephen Strasburg
The NCAA is forcing Reggie Bush to give his Heisman back. They will award it to Stephen Strasburg
Stephen Strasburg taught Crash Davis how to do interviews
Chuck Norris is actually Stephen Strasburg
NASA is retiring the Space Shuttle... from now on, Stephen Strasburg will throw the Astronauts into Space.
stephen strasburg once turned a triple play, via strikeout
Randy Johnson exploded a pigeon with his fastball... Stephen Strasburg healed the same pigeon with his fastball
Jesus turned water into wine... Stephen Strasburg turned DC on to baseball. Your move Jesus.
It's not even me as much as it is Strasburg, he's good
Jeremy Roenick started crying when he realized he wasn't Stephen Strasburg
Instant Replay can't slow Stephen Strasburg's fastball down
NBC fired Conan O'Brien to make room for Stephen Strasburg
Stephen Strasburg is replacing Simon Cowell
Lebron James is signing with the Wizards, hoping to increase his popularity through the "Strasburg Effect."